3 min • 23 March, 2015
Teaching yoga is a damn good gig. Your other buddies were off spending tens of thousands on college degrees and you did a three month course. Now you get to spend your days checking out fitties in tight clothes bending over right in front of you. If you were to say you'd never got laid through the job, it'd be a blatant lie. Today, your pupils Alexa and Marilyn aren't focusing so much on vinyasa as they are on your bulge. This isn't hot yoga, but it is yoga and it is scorching hot. Let these two flexible cuties share your cock right there in your studio and give a new meaning to the downward-facing dog pose.