Die Morgenlatte

Scheie! Goddamn German bureaucracy You've been trying to get a student visa to Germany for some time now. You even visited the German embassy here in DC and pleaded to the diplomatic attach, Anny Aurora. Unfortunately, she informed you that you simply don't qualify. But you wont take no for an answer. Tonight, you go to Annys house and will offer her some exquisite dick in exchange for a little bureaucratic help. Grab your VR headset and go bend the rules the capitalistic way.