Well. Another year is ending and another beginning. Its been a turbulent one, to say the least. But you can breathe a sigh of relief because now youve got the chance for another new beginning. Oh, wait. Not without another big fuck up. Your girl Alex has finally had enough of your shit. Youve not exactly been grade-A boyfriend material over the past couple of months. I mean, you did cheat on her with three of her friendssimultaneously. Now shes realizing that she should have seen through you. You were never going to change. But then again, hindsight is 20/20, right? That being said, Ms. Coal wants one more parting fuck. You may be ringing in the new year with an empty heart, but at least your balls will be empty too.