3 min • 27 April, 2014
You've never really excelled on the physical fitness front, have you? Something about the gym has always turned you off. Could be the grotey showers, the meathead assholes, or the pain the next day, either way, it sucks. Lucky for you, a new personal trainer by the name of Mandy Muse, has started at your gym, and she's ready to get you into tip-top shape. She's training you for your upcoming triassalon and there's something about watching her do squats that seems to motivate the hell out of you. First things first - warm up with a little oral, then stretch out that tight little asshole a little before you go full throttle and pump her full of your protein shake. At this rate, you'll be ready for the triassalon in no time.