3 min • 19 January, 2015
Job interviews can often be a little intimidating. Especially when youve got a lot riding on finding employment. Today, youve landed an interview at a new startup with CEO Kenzie Taylor. Its just an executive assistant position - bottom of the food chain. But its a foot in the door nonetheless. When Ms. Taylor begins outlining role responsibilities, you realize you wont just be doing coffee runs. In fact, youll be responsible for maintaining vaginal stimulation at any given hour by any means necessary. Youve never come across a job offer like this. You need to prove yourself first though - show Kenzie how you eat pussy, drill clam, and shoot ropes. Youve got this.
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