Modern world can be a very dangerous place and it is the duty of every real man to protect his house from thieves. But how can he do that? Some buy a dog but there are so many problems like teaching the dog, feeding, washing, and finding a place for walking and playing games. This is not good for a busy man. Others install security systems but let's be honest good thieves can cope with them in a blink of an eye. So the only option is to protect the house yourself. Sounds difficult but if you're a creative person and have some free time you can easily put up a couple of traps to catch hot smoking, half-naked and naughty thieves who turn out to be blowjob champions and threesome sex addicts.