LOTR A XXX Parody

You dont get enough credit, do you Aragorn? Taking the ring bearer to Mordor is a tall order, but if anyone can do it, its you. The Fellowship may be temporarily broken, but as long as you can keep Arwen in your mind, youll fight to your last breath. Theres a long road ahead of you and Saurons spies roam the lands as man, beast, and everything in between, but for now, you must get to Rohan. Arwen is willing to give up her immortality for you, so the least you can do is give her your dick. Thats what love is after all, right? This sexy Elvish snack wants your dick in the back of her throat. You just wait until you see her slip off that dreamy dress of hers, your dick will be harder than Frodos Mithril armor. The only problem is that this Elvish pussy might be too good. You might even reconsider your offer to help out Frodo just so you can keep fucking. I mean, Gimli and Legolas will be fine on their own right?