Reality Time Machine

Want to skip breakfast for sex? No problem, just fast forward and take Patti on the kitchen table. In an afternoon book reading session that bores the daylights out of you? How about a fast-forward to a gratifying blowjob, followed by some good old fashioned cowgirl riding and doggy style? Does she expect you to break out the ironing board? Heck no. Have her spread her legs on the sofa for you instead - and show her who is in control.